Welcome to the town of Misery! Population 32. Misery is surrounded on all sides by steep slopes of crumbly rock and dirt. Looking at it on a clear day you realize the town is slowly crumbling away from all sides. It gives you a sense of desolation. Misery seems to be a haven for those at the end of their rope (figuratively and literally). It has been the home of many penniless suicides over the last month. It has an Inn (The Witch’s Teat), a bar (The Slurp and Swallow) and a weapons shop (called the Weapons Shop). The Town Constable’s name is Rick (who also doubles as the town fool and/or drunk), whose pants often sag and who has been known to forgo showers for weeks on end or until it rains (which it does a lot). It is mainly a town populated by hovels and desperate people.